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 Post subject: Funny MUD quotes
PostPosted: September 13th, 2005, 8:44 pm 
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Have a funny quote from the MUD? Post it here. I should have started this earlier. Oh well. Chances are, we may start a quote helpfile if we get some good content. Please try to keep all original content as well as the date. Yes the quote can be either from talking or actual gameplay. If it's good, it'll be added here. When submitting a quote make sure you replace and "You" names with your own.

Note that the names ending in ] or > is a special admin channel.

Out of context:
9/9/06 wrote:
Varlomyr chats 'so i messed up the first time'
Varlomyr chats 'but it went off just as i tried'


Out of context:
9/8/06 wrote:
Mahraka chats 'mine just broke when i was chewing on it and splattered all over my shirt and my homework and i was like oh my fucking god...'


Out of context:
6/18/06 wrote:
Serenity chats 'who put a piece of wood in my pack'


9/13/05 wrote:
Hobson] wait...
Hobson] there was an eclipse?
Hobson] AND I MISSED IT
Ryo gazes into the sky...
Ryo] HAHAHAHA
Hobson] DUDE
Hobson] WTF
Hobson] NOO
Torath] you snooze you looze
Hobson] Arg, why didn't anyone say anything
Torath] we did
Hobson] To me directly
Ryo] I echoed it you idiot
Hobson] Like
Hobson] Verbally
Hobson] I am doing homework not really looking at the mud much
Hobson] In High school like every teacher talks about things like this
Hobson] Noone said anything at college
Hobson] those loosers
Ryo] There was an Eclipse ON THE MUD YOU BAKA
Hobson] Oh..
Hobson] I just went insane looking for the moon
Hobson] I've been studying to much... I think my brain is leaking
Torath] thought you was already insane
Zeno] LOL


9/11/05 wrote:
The world starts to shimmer away...

Time seems to change.

Your vision blurs back into view, and something seems different.

Alexander chats 'CHANGES!'
Alexander chats 'OMFG!'
A new change has been added to the game, type 'CHANGES' to view it.
The change: "Players that contain the name Alexander no longer gain experience."
Zeno chats 'Yes, changes.'
Alexander chats 'Wtf'
Alexander chats 'WTF!'
Torath chats 'ROFL'
Torath chats 'ROFL'
Isaeas chats 'ROFL'
Alexander chats '>_<'
Kokishi newbiechats 'HAHA.'
Alexander chats 'Thats evil! >_________<'
Ryo chats 'ROFL'
Kokishi chats 'Damn. You got pwned Alex.'


9/13/05 wrote:
Ryo chats 'We have set requirements before we go beta that you mortals will never see'
Hobson] we do?
Ryo] MY GOD HOBSON YOU'RE HOPELESS
Zeno] lawl
Torath] ROFLCopter
Hobson] Sorry i was still thinking about the monster in my pants
Ryo] Didn't Mandy hack that off for you ages ago
Zeno] OMGWTFBBQ
Hobson] Zeno did


9/25/05 wrote:
Rafe chats 'hey zeno, are sound triggers legal?'
Zeno chats 'Yeah'
Rafe chats 'kewl'
Rafe chats 'MOO ON STR GAIN!'
Alexander chats 'o.o'
(A few minutes later)
You (Zeno) echo to Rafe: You feel a little stronger.
You (Zeno) echo to Rafe: You feel a little stronger.
You (Zeno) echo to Rafe: You feel a little stronger.
You (Zeno) echo to Rafe: You feel a little stronger.
You (Zeno) echo to Rafe: You feel a little stronger.
You (Zeno) echo to Rafe: You feel a little stronger.
You (Zeno) echo to Rafe: You feel a little stronger.
You (Zeno) echo to Rafe: You feel a little stronger.
You (Zeno) echo to Rafe: You feel a little stronger.
Zeno chats 'Moo?'
Rafe chats 'YEAH FUK YOU TOO!'
Alexander chats 'Rofl'
Rafe chats 'yes indeed'
Rafe chats 'you mooed the shit outta me man'


10/17/05 wrote:
Khen chats 'I can name about 100 things that Window's computers can do that everyone else's computers cant. -.-'
Khen chats 'For example:'
Hobson chats 'Crash'
Khen chats '1. Right Click'
Zeno chats 'I can name 100 things that Windows can crash on and others can't.'


10/24/05 wrote:
Ryo has reconnected.
Hobson> Ryo's the man!
Hobson> err were not talking about you behind your back
Hobson> of course it doesnt help my joke with all the immortals being idle...


10/28/05 wrote:
Khen> Lmfao. Whatever.
Khen> Hobson is always the last thing on my mind, if he's even there.
Ryo> Keep telling yourself that it maybe someday it will be true.
Khen chats 'My main priorities are sex, television, eating, sleeping, and being gangster. Too bad this isn't my actual life.'
Khen> Im actually..
Khen> OH SHIT
Khen chats 'MT'
Khen chats 'MISTELL'
Khen chats 'OMFG'
Khen chats 'IGNORE THAT'


2/9/2005 wrote:
Mandolo> Smiffy
Zeno> Where'd you come from?
Mandolo> My mom.
Zeno> Oh right.
Mandolo> Unlike Hobson, I was not the product of sex between a hamster and a bowl of jello.
Mandolo> Anyway, what's up?
Zeno> My dong.
Mandolo> Awsome, what else is up? =P
Zeno> The MUD?
Mandolo> ...True...
Mandolo> What's going on then? =)
Zeno> Life.
Mandolo> Bastage. =P
Mandolo> What are you doing? =P
Zeno> Talking to you.
Mandolo> ARG! *commits suicide*


3/11/06 wrote:
Ben chats 'Reeve, what are the requirements for your clan?'
Angelis chats 'not to be a ben'
Sato chats 'lol'
Ben chats 'Thats the requirements for all clans :('


Quote:
Zeno slips his left finger into the corpse of Khen.


Quote:
Khen says 'I made myself a male a long time ago. -.-'


Quote:
Khen chats '... Wait, what's my favorite pokemon? -.-'
Zeno chats 'Batman.'


Quote:
Zeno chats 'The fire demon didn't like a couch being thrown at it.'
<MUD crashes>


4/6/06 wrote:
Zeno chats 'I'm going to rape the next person who uses a >> face.'
Alexander chats '<.<'
(Zeno teleports to Alexander)
Alexander Leon is standing here.
Zeno wields Senbonzakura.
Alexander screams 'RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!'.
Alexander screams 'RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!'.
Alexander leaves south.

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Last edited by Zeno on September 11th, 2006, 11:50 pm, edited 18 times in total.

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PostPosted: September 23rd, 2005, 11:54 pm 
say give me a fuckin announcement cockbite
You say 'give me a fuckin announcement cockbite'

<Health:[3,346/3,581] Jakai:[807] Stamina:[1,071]>
Taka rears back and slaps you cruelly for your stupidity. OUCH!

<Health:[3,346/3,581] Jakai:[807] Stamina:[1,071]>
say rofl
You say 'rofl'
Taka says 'You must have fur in your ears not to understand this.'

Taka says 'Go and follow the yellow brick road so the wizard of Oz will give you a brain'
<Health:[3,346/3,581] Jakai:[807] Stamina:[1,071]>
Taka shoves you.

(This very upsetting...not to mention it makes feel so smart inside and i tried like 1000 diffent ways to get the announcement before i said this...)


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PostPosted: September 24th, 2005, 1:10 am 
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Ok Talbane's post is entirely mixed up. He called the miko a cockbite. So then she slapped him and shoved him out of the room. He later came back in and tried umpteen zillion combinations till she got fed up and said his ears were full of fur. Minutes later and more combinations she told him to go get a brain and right then he finally got the correct answer and got his reward. Now how is that for irony.


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PostPosted: March 7th, 2006, 10:44 am 
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Location: clear lake, Wisconsin
Me and Rafe were sitting on the comp one night and heres how it went

Somone chats: Wanna know whats really good in the morning?
Somone chats: Cold pizza
Rafe chats: Wanna know what else is good?
Zeno chats: Your Mom

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PostPosted: March 11th, 2006, 2:58 pm 
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Omg thats funny


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PostPosted: March 29th, 2006, 9:16 am 
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Okay earlier today I stunned Hauk and a bit later after Yuske aided him Lilikaka came in and attacked Hauk knowing he was weak from me and killed him.. He said he need stuff. Kazuya killed him.. Then he started TELLING me to get him stuff, and was spamming it like crazy (I mean it looked like he took a big dump on my screen). I handed him a shard, killed his ass and took it back... later that day...
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Lilikaka arrives from the east.
Lilikaka says 'give me my shard that u looted from my corpse'
Kazuya looks at Lilikaka.
Kazuya says 'u dont earn it'
Kazuya says 'it wasnt urs bitch'
Lilikaka says 'y'
Kazuya says 'speak again u die'
Kazuya growls.
Lilikaka says 'give it'
-
At a center junction, within the village
The center of the village is not what of expected, it is dirty, and
no villagers can been seen anywhere. The village seems not lively at
all, and seems like a very small village.
Exits: north east south west northeast northwest.
A large fire is burning here
(-(Head Hunter)-) Kazuya Dark Samurai is standing here.
Lilikaka has had their title privileges revoked. is standing here.

Kazuya says 'no'
Kazuya says 'it wasnt urs!'
Lilikaka says 'ya it was when u gave it to me and then u looted it from my cor'
Kazuya says 'it was only given to u to kill u! and even if u had gotten that shard on ur own, which u didnt, it

would be Reeve's now since he took it. stop whining like a little bitch about it and grow up'
-
At a center junction, within the village
The center of the village is not what of expected, it is dirty, and
no villagers can been seen anywhere. The village seems not lively at
all, and seems like a very small village.
Exits: north east south west northeast northwest.
A large fire is burning here
(-(Head Hunter)-) Kazuya Dark Samurai is standing here.
Lilikaka has had their title privileges revoked. is standing here.

Lilikaka says 'it was mine give it'
You say 'Er who you talking to Kazuya?'
Lilikaka says 'it was mine give it'
Lilikaka says 'it was mine give it
Lilikaka says 'it was mine give it'
Lilikaka says 'it was mine give it'
Kazuya says 'if u want a shard, then forcibly take it. otherwise SHUT THE FUCK UP!'
Kazuya says 'it was never yours fool!'
Lilikaka says 'it was mine give it'
Kazuya says 'no it wasnt'
Lilikaka says 'it was mine give it'
Kazuya growls.
Kazuya says 'u want a shard?'
You say 'Who you talking to?'
-
At a center junction, within the village
The center of the village is not what of expected, it is dirty, and
no villagers can been seen anywhere. The village seems not lively at
all, and seems like a very small village.
Exits: north east south west northeast northwest.
A large fire is burning here
(-(Head Hunter)-) Kazuya Dark Samurai is standing here.
Lilikaka has had their title privileges revoked. is standing here.

Kazuya says 'Lilikaka'
You say 'o.o; Oh he is on ignore'
-
At a center junction, within the village
The center of the village is not what of expected, it is dirty, and
no villagers can been seen anywhere. The village seems not lively at
all, and seems like a very small village.
Exits: north east south west northeast northwest.
A large fire is burning here
(-(Head Hunter)-) Kazuya Dark Samurai is standing here.
Lilikaka has had their title privileges revoked. is standing here.

Kazuya says 'the whiny lil bitch is spamming the hell outta me..'
Kazuya nods solemnly.
You say 'Hehe Can't even see what he is typing anymore'
-
At a center junction, within the village
The center of the village is not what of expected, it is dirty, and
no villagers can been seen anywhere. The village seems not lively at
all, and seems like a very small village.
Exits: north east south west northeast northwest.
A large fire is burning here
(-(Head Hunter)-) Kazuya Dark Samurai is standing here.
Lilikaka has had their title privileges revoked. is standing here.

Kazuya says 'yea well he's still talking about how the shard was his and how we need to give it back'
Lilikaka says 'it was mine give it'
Kazuya says 'nope'
Lilikaka says 'it was mine give it'
Lilikaka says 'it was mine give it'
You laugh.
Lilikaka says 'it was mine give it'
Kazuya says '>.> the bitch keeps spamming 'it was mine give it''
You say 'Whats he says?'
You say 'NVM'
Lilikaka says 'it was mine give it'
Kazuya says 'just take him off ignore so u can see 4 urself..'
Lilikaka says 'it was mine give it'
Kazuya says 'i cant u idiot'
Kazuya says 'ur refusing'
Lilikaka says 'it was mine give it'
Kazuya says '>.>'
You say 'I was looking at something... er I mean what?'
You say '>.> <.<'
Kazuya says 'i cant give it to u fool, ur refusing shards'
Lilikaka says 'it was mine give it'
Reeve gives you a tainted shard. (EMOTE)
-
At a center junction, within the village
The center of the village is not what of expected, it is dirty, and
no villagers can been seen anywhere. The village seems not lively at
all, and seems like a very small village.
Exits: north east south west northeast northwest.
A large fire is burning here
(-(Head Hunter)-) Kazuya Dark Samurai is standing here.
Lilikaka has had their title privileges revoked. is standing here.
Lilikaka has left the game.

Kazuya says 'AND IT WAS NEVER YOURS! GET IT THROUGHT YOUR THICK SKULL! I'LL GIVE U ONE OF MINE IF U

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TURN REFUSE OFF!'
Kazuya says 'fucker'
Kazuya says 'glad he left'
You laugh.
Kazuya says 'i swear, if he ever pulls that shit again, he is so mauled.'
You say 'He reminds me of that 2 dolla hoe'
Kazuya nods solemnly.
-
At a center junction, within the village
The center of the village is not what of expected, it is dirty, and
no villagers can been seen anywhere. The village seems not lively at
all, and seems like a very small village.
Exits: north east south west northeast northwest.
A large fire is burning here
(-(Head Hunter)-) Kazuya Dark Samurai is standing here.

Lilikaka has entered the game.

Lilikaka leaves south.

You laugh.
Kazuya says 'greedy bastards'
You tell Lilikaka 'Wheres my shard?'
You tell Lilikaka 'I gave you my shard, i want it back'
Lilikaka tells you 'no it is mine now'
You tell Lilikaka 'it was mine give it'

You roll on the floor laughing hysterically.
You say 'He thinks I acually gave him a shard'

<Health:[8,489/8,491] Jakai:[3,447] Stamina:[7,455]>
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At a center junction, within the village
The center of the village is not what of expected, it is dirty, and
no villagers can been seen anywhere. The village seems not lively at
all, and seems like a very small village.
Exits: north east south west northeast northwest.
A large fire is burning here
(-(Head Hunter)-) Kazuya Dark Samurai is standing here.

Kazuya says '>.> that fool'

You say 'You tell Lilikaka 'I gave you my shard, i want it back''

Kazuya says 'does he..? o.o i cant believe that..'
Kazuya says 'heh'
You laugh diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Kazuya says 'tell him never to pull that shit again then'
Kazuya rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.
You tell Lilikaka 'it was mine give it'
You tell Lilikaka 'it was mine give it'
You tell Lilikaka 'it was mine give it'
You tell Lilikaka 'it was mine give it'

Kazuya says 'he dosent even have a real shard! what an idiot!'
You roll on the floor laughing hysterically.
Kazuya says 'if he hasnt figured it out yet, he prolly has no idea wut to do with it'
You say 'so many idiots to play with nowadays'
Kazuya nods solemnly.
Kazuya says 'they all need to be slapped back into order'
Kazuya says 'has he figured it out YET?'
You say 'Hell if I know'

(I start walking around looking for Lilikaka towards Forbidden Forest.)

Lilikaka chats 'nope'
You chat 'Hm?'
Lilikaka chats 'it is mine now'

(Ah there he is, He ran and hid thinking he had a shard.)

Deep in the Forest
Trees grow as far as the eye can see, towering high above most if not
all of the creatures who call the forest home. The chirps of birds and
hooting of owls can be heard in almost any direction.
Exits: north south west.
(Hide) A bandit creeps stealthily through the woods.
Lilikaka has had their title privileges revoked. is deep in slumber here.
A lesser youkai creeps through the mist.

You attempt to hide.

Lilikaka chats 'wait... i dont got it'

Lilikaka wakes and stands up.

Lilikaka leaves west.

You chat 'What!?'

(Hidden I follow him back to the fire in Haira.)
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At a center junction, within the village
The center of the village is not what of expected, it is dirty, and
no villagers can been seen anywhere. The village seems not lively at
all, and seems like a very small village.
Exits: north east south west northeast northwest.
A large fire is burning here
(-(Head Hunter)-) Kazuya Dark Samurai is standing here.

You chat 'What did you do with my shard?'
Lilikaka chats 'i dont know where it is'
You chat 'it was mine give it'

Lilikaka arrives from the south.

You chat 'Thats cuz I stole it'
Kazuya says 'hee'
Lilikaka chats 'ya shur show me it'
Reeve steals your yen. (EMOTE)
Kazuya says 'y should hee?'
Lilikaka says 'u bitch give it back'
You say 'Its right here.'
Kazuya sighs loudly.
Kazuya says '>.> wut an idiot'
Lilikaka says 'u bitch give it back'
Lilikaka says 'u bitch give it back'
Lilikaka says 'u bitch give it back'
Lilikaka says 'u bitch give it back'
Lilikaka says 'u bitch give it back'
Lilikaka says 'u bitch give it back'
Kazuya decides to drop a large pile of moose shit on your head. (EMOTE)
You say 'what the'
Lilikaka says 'u bitch give it back'
Reeve steals your hunter's longbow. (EMOTE)
Kazuya says 'boohoo'
Lilikaka says 'u bitch give it back'
Lilikaka says 'u bitch give it back'
Lilikaka says 'u bitch give it back'
Lilikaka says 'u bitch give it back'
Lilikaka says 'u bitch give it back'
Lilikaka says 'u bitch give it back'
Lilikaka says 'u bitch give it back'
Lilikaka says 'u bitch give it back'
Kazuya says 'cry me a river baby.'
Lilikaka says 'u bitch give it back'
Kazuya says 'he dosent have to..'
Kazuya sighs loudly.
Lilikaka says 'u bitch give it back'
You say 'Okay damn don't spam I give it back'
Kazuya says 'its his now. wasnt that wut u told him through tell? its urs now?'
Reeve gives you a tainted shard. (EMOTE)
Reeve gives you a tainted shard. (EMOTE)
Reeve gives you a tainted shard. (EMOTE)

Lilikaka leaves south.

You roll on the floor laughing hysterically.
Kazuya rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.
You say 'This is fun ^-^'
Kazuya says 'OMG its almost funnier a second time'
Kazuya says 'aww'
Kazuya says 'ROFL'
Kazuya says 'he left!'

( I moved around a few rooms.)

You chat 'damn he ran away'
You tell Kazuya 'He logged out'

Kazuya jogs in from the south.

You say 'Hm'
-
At a center junction, within the village
The center of the village is not what of expected, it is dirty, and
no villagers can been seen anywhere. The village seems not lively at
all, and seems like a very small village.
Exits: north east south west northeast northwest.
A large fire is burning here
(-(Head Hunter)-) Kazuya Dark Samurai is standing here.

Kazuya says 'he keeps logging back in tho'
Kazuya says '>.> i did an emote where it said i stole all his shards.'
Kazuya nods solemnly.
Kazuya shrugs helplessly.


Lilikaka arrives from the south.

Kazuya seems to get a laugh from something saying, "heh heh heh".
Lilikaka says 'give it back'
Kazuya says 'give wut back?'
Lilikaka says 'u bitch give it back'
Kazuya shakes his head.
You say 'o.o;'
Kazuya says 'i dunno wut ur talking about. honestly'
Lilikaka says 'u bitch give it back'
Kazuya shakes his head.
You say 'Wah? He took my shards?'
Lilikaka says 'u bitch give it back'
Kazuya shakes his head.
Kazuya says 'no'
You say 'Imma kill you kazuya!'
You laugh.
Kazuya says 'o.o'
Kazuya laughs.
Lilikaka says 'he took then honestly'
Kazuya says 'u can have them back later if u want them Reevey
You say 'Give me my shards back'
Kazuya shakes his head.
Kazuya says 'later..'
Lilikaka says 'he said now'
Kazuya says 'wut u think u'll get them right back when he gets them..?'
Kazuya sighs loudly.
Kazuya says 'i gues..'
Lilikaka says 'kill him'
Kazuya gives the shards to Reeve. (EMOTE)
Kazuya throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
Kazuya says 'geezuz damanding arent we Lilikaka..?'
Kazuya rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.
Kazuya says 'fine. Reeve give em back to the baby.'
Kazuya grins evilly.
Reeve drops a tainted shard. (EMOTE)
Reeve buries a tainted shard. (EMOTE)
Kazuya steals all your shards. (EMOTE)
You laugh diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!.
-
At a center junction, within the village
The center of the village is not what of expected, it is dirty, and
no villagers can been seen anywhere. The village seems not lively at
all, and seems like a very small village.
Exits: north east south west northeast northwest.
A large fire is burning here
(-(Head Hunter)-) Kazuya Dark Samurai is standing here.
Lilikaka has had their title privileges revoked. is standing here.

You say 'WTF'

Kazuya says 'arent u gonna dig it up?'

Kazuya jogs south.

Kazuya jogs in from the south.

Kazuya points at you accusingly.

Kazuya jogs south.

Lilikaka begins digging...

Kazuya jogs in from the south.

Lilikaka's dig uncovered nothing.

Kazuya jogs south.

Lilikaka begins digging...

You say 'taht hoe gimme my shards'

(I went south a bit.)
-
Along the beginning village path
Entering the village walls, you notice that most of the village seems
destroyed, and the far eastern part is totally inaccessable. Perhaps
this village has suffered an attack from demons recently.
Exits: north east south.
(-(Head Hunter)-) Kazuya Dark Samurai is standing here.

You laugh.
Kazuya says 'ok..'
Kazuya says 'this is good'
You say 'He is digging'

Lilikaka arrives from the north.

Lilikaka now follows you.

Kazuya says '>.> wut an idiot.'

Kazuya jogs north.

Kazuya jogs in from the north.

You say 'damn you Kazuya go lethal!!'
Kazuya says 'keep diggin'. he has a shovel so there down way way way wayy deep'
Kazuya shakes his head.

Lilikaka leaves north.

Kazuya says '>.>'

You roll on the floor laughing hysterically.
Kazuya rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.
You say 'I love idiots'
Kazuya nods solemnly.
Kazuya says 'gotta love em'

Lilikaka stops following you.
Lilikaka now follows you.

You say 'No gimme'
Kazuya says 'one time i was digging 4 soooo long b4 i found the item..'
Lilikaka says 'give them to reeve'
Kazuya says 'o.o i dont have them'
Lilikaka says 'go get them'
Kazuya says 'he buried one!'
Kazuya says 'u saw him!'
Kazuya says 'keep digging or i'll get it!'
You say 'thats mine damn it'

(I went to the fire in Haira)
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At a center junction, within the village
The center of the village is not what of expected, it is dirty, and
no villagers can been seen anywhere. The village seems not lively at
all, and seems like a very small village.
Exits: north east south west northeast northwest.
A large fire is burning here

Lilikaka arrives from the south.

You begin digging...

Kazuya jogs in from the south.

Your dig uncovered nothing.

You begin digging...
Your dig uncovered nothing.

Lilikaka begins digging...
Lilikaka's dig uncovered nothing.

You say 'Lilikaka did you steal that shard?'

Lilikaka begins digging...
Lilikaka's dig uncovered nothing.

Kazuya says 'o.o'
Kazuya says 'wtf..'
Lilikaka says 'no i am lookin g for it'

Lilikaka begins digging...
Lilikaka's dig uncovered nothing.

Lilikaka begins digging...
Lilikaka's dig uncovered nothing.

Lilikaka begins digging...

Kazuya rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.

Lilikaka's dig uncovered nothing.

Lilikaka begins digging...

Lilikaka's dig uncovered nothing.

Lilikaka looks at Kazuya.

Kazuya steals all your yen. (EMOTE)
You say 'damn it'
Kazuya says 'MWUAHAHAHA!'
Kazuya steals all Reeve's yen.
Lilikaka says 'bitch give it back'
You say 'Nu!!1'
Kazuya says 'MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Kazuya says 'i'm so evil..'
Kazuya says 'BUY ME A CORNDOG!'
Kazuya sighs loudly.
Kazuya says 'alrighty tho..'
Kazuya says 'enuf fun time i guess..'
Kazuya says '>.> u can have em back'
Lilikaka whispers to you 'kill him'
Kazuya gives you all the shards.
You say '?'

Lilikaka leaves south.

You say 'Nu!!'

Kazuya rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.
You roll on the floor laughing hysterically.

Kazuya says 'haha.. its almsot funnier this time..'
You say 'I havn't had this much fun in forever'
Kazuya shakes his head.
Kazuya says 'me neither'
You say 'Well he was asking for it'
Kazuya nods solemnly.
Kazuya says 'yea'
Kazuya says 'he totally deserves it'
Kazuya says '>.> and he's still out there..'
Kazuya says 'thinking he has shards... tsk tsk tsk..'
You say 'Yeah he ran and hid'
Kazuya says 'should we wait go find him, or wait 4 him to come to us?'
You laugh.

You chat 'okay who has my shards?'

Lilikaka chats 'he gave them to me but he stole them back'

Kazuya rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.
Kazuya rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.

You chat 'O.O'
You say 'OMG'

Kazuya says 'so THATS wut he thinks!!!!!!!!'
Kazuya rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.

Kazuya says 'thats the best i swear'

Lilikaka arrives from the south.
Lilikaka has lost his link.

Kazuya says '...'

Kazuya looks at Lilikaka.

Kazuya says '........'

Kazuya rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.

Kazuya says 'v.v it ended too soon..'

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PostPosted: March 29th, 2006, 10:22 am 
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Lol i did somthing like that
Somone chats: Why cant i cast my spells
You chat: I embeded a shard in my brain that prevents you from casting spells
somone chats: TAKE IT OUT!

it was the funniest shit ever

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PostPosted: April 6th, 2006, 5:58 pm 
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Reeve, you forgot my part in the story. I logged on and there the 2 were, laughing their heads off at like 6 in the morning X.x I see why lmao


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PostPosted: September 8th, 2006, 8:06 pm 
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Just one of the many crazy moments with me and akako =P that i happened to log <.<

8/11/06

<Health:[8,712/8,712] Jakai:[5,427] Stamina:[9,158]>
Akakoken now follows you.

<Health:[8,712/8,712] Jakai:[5,427] Stamina:[9,158]> grop akak
You grope Akakoken!

<Health:[8,712/8,712] Jakai:[5,427] Stamina:[9,158]>
Akakoken blinks in utter disbelief.

<Health:[8,712/8,712] Jakai:[5,427] Stamina:[9,158]> say rofl
You say 'rofl'

<Health:[8,712/8,712] Jakai:[5,427] Stamina:[9,158]> say oop
You say 'oop'

<Health:[8,712/8,712] Jakai:[5,427] Stamina:[9,158]>
Akakoken's eyes roll back in her head and she crumples to the ground.

<Health:[8,712/8,712] Jakai:[5,427] Stamina:[9,158]> say oops
You say 'oops'

<Health:[8,712/8,712] Jakai:[5,427] Stamina:[9,158]> say forgot teh u XD
You say 'forgot teh u XD'

<Health:[8,712/8,712] Jakai:[5,427] Stamina:[9,158]>
Akakoken rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.

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 Post subject: Teepo's Announcement
PostPosted: September 9th, 2006, 2:09 pm 
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Teepo chats 'Guys, I have an announcement to make: I just found some resin that smells like bad pussy.'

-Reaction:

Mahraka chats 'O_O'

Exarch chats 'was that neceserry?'

Tatakai chats 'weah it was info we needed to know'

Derius chats 'fuck yes it was, tatakai'

Tatakai chats 'lol we are prob the only people on the game who knows what teepo was talking about'
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 Post subject: Tobias wants sex
PostPosted: September 10th, 2006, 9:09 pm 
Tobias chats 'is mud sex aloud in this mud'

You chat 'not sure..'

Someone chats 'Rofl...'

Someone chats 'No...'

Tobias chats 'is there mud sex aloud in any mud'

Someone chats '........'

Tobias chats '????'

Tobias chats 'it would be soo thrilling '

Someone chats 'Must... Control... Urge... To... Say... Something...'

(later)

Someone(immortal) chats 'You will not find that here, we punish severely for cybersex. Go elsewhere if you seek such things.'

Tobias chats 'i mean it would be fun to find a chick and like take her home and bang her that would be the best mud'

Someone chats 'I pity your narrow mindedness.'


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PostPosted: September 10th, 2006, 9:10 pm 
Tobias chats 'whos the hot girl that always follows inyuasha'

Zeno chats 'Batman.'


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 Post subject: Tobias wants sex2
PostPosted: September 10th, 2006, 9:38 pm 
(After his punishment)

Tobias chats 'hello'

Tobias chats 'no more sex questions '

Tobias chats 'i am sorry'

Tobias chats 'longest 15 minutes of mylife'


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PostPosted: September 11th, 2006, 6:42 pm 
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This made me laugh. Went on for a long time.

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Auction: A new item is being auctioned: A Long Whip at 200 Yen.
Auction: A Long Whip: going once (bid not received yet).
Nemesis chats 'damn'
Auction: A bid of 10,200 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Nemesis chats 'how you bid'
Auction: A bid of 50,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Amidamaru chats 'WHY do you auction them when im no were near the bank!!'
Auction: A bid of 60,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Auction: A Long Whip: going once for 60,000.
Auction: A bid of 80,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Kayazikyo chats 'I dont have that much money...'
Auction: A bid of 90,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Amidamaru chats 'i do..'
Auction: A bid of 100,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Amidamaru chats 'i want a new item'
Ryo chats 'I time it so you can't get any Amida.'
Auction: A bid of 110,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Amidamaru chats 'dman u ryo :s'
Auction: A bid of 120,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Teepo chats 'No love for me neither, Ryo :('
Auction: A bid of 130,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Auction: A bid of 140,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Auction: A bid of 150,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Auction: A bid of 175,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Auction: A bid of 185,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Auction: A bid of 200,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Kayazikyo chats '...'
Auction: A bid of 225,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Auction: A bid of 250,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Nemesis chats 'mine bitch'
Zeno chats 'Someone is into bondage.'
Nemesis chats 'oh i am'
Auction: A Long Whip: going once for 250,000.
Teepo chats 'ME'
Kayazikyo chats 'I want it'
Auction: A Long Whip: going twice for 250,000.
Auction: A bid of 275,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Amidamaru chats 'if you have more, wait like... 5 mins for me to get to the bank'
Kayazikyo chats 'i dont even have HALF that much money...'
Auction: A bid of 295,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Nemesis chats 'i'm glad i didn't quit when i did'
Auction: A Long Whip: going once for 295,000.
Auction: A bid of 305,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Saske chats 'i'd laugh if it was worse the a rusted sword'
Auction: A Long Whip: going once for 305,000.
Nemesis chats 'prolly is'
Amidamaru chats 'me too'
Auction: A bid of 320,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Kayazikyo chats 'oh will it never end'
Auction: A bid of 350,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Nemesis chats 'i just want it ot have it'
Auction: A bid of 370,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Auction: A bid of 400,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Auction: A bid of 450,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Auction: A bid of 500,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Zeno chats 'Just bid 1mil.'
Auction: A bid of 600,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Zeno chats 'That'll end it.'
Auction: A Long Whip: going once for 600,000.
Nemesis chats 'you know somebody ain't go thtis much loot on em'
Auction: A bid of 650,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Melfice chats 'This is fun.'
Hakumeiken chats 'man this is goning on forever lol'
Auction: A bid of 660,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Auction: A bid of 670,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Warren chats 'it just keep rising'
Auction: A bid of 700,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Auction: A bid of 750,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Ryo chats 'If I was a mortal these auctions would make me rich fast'
Nemesis chats 'lol'
Auction: A bid of 760,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Melfice chats 'Seriously'
Auction: A bid of 770,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Auction: A bid of 800,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Saske chats 'alot of yen'
Auction: A Long Whip: going once for 800,000.
Auction: A bid of 810,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Briarios chats 'Why doesn't someone get it over with and jump it up to a million?'
Varlomyr chats 'i could bet on it'
Varlomyr chats 'but no'
Varlomyr chats 'im not wasting that much'
Auction: A Long Whip: going once for 810,000.
Teepo chats 'someone just bid 1,500,00 already'
Auction: A Long Whip: going twice for 810,000.
Auction: A bid of 900,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Kayazikyo chats 'never had 1mil yen bfore...'
Auction: A bid of 1,000,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Nemesis chats 'there'
Saske chats 'lol'
Auction: A bid of 1,100,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Teepo chats 'good'
Auction: A Long Whip: going once for 1,100,000.
Auction: A bid of 1,500,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Varlomyr chats 'its actually a decent weapon too'
Auction: A Long Whip: going once for 1,500,000.
Auction: A bid of 1,600,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Auction: A Long Whip: going once for 1,600,000.
Warren chats 'i don't think your idea worked Zeno'
Zeno chats 'Ohhh a whip, no wonder it's going for so much.'
Auction: A bid of 2,000,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Auction: A Long Whip: going once for 2,000,000.
Mikomi chats 'rofl jees someone REALLY wants that'
Auction: A Long Whip: going twice for 2,000,000.
Varlomyr chats 's & M man'
Auction: A bid of 2,300,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Auction: A Long Whip: going once for 2,300,000.
Nemesis chats 'thats me'
Auction: A Long Whip: going once for 2,300,000.
Nemesis chats 'and him, lets share, and use it on eachother'
Auction: A bid of 2,350,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Auction: A bid of 2,400,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Briarios chats 'wow...'
Auction: A Long Whip: going once for 2,400,000.
Auction: A bid of 2,490,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Teepo chats 'If a chick gets this whip, I will be your slave O.O'
Auction: A bid of 2,500,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Melfice chats 'Ok baby.'
Auction: A Long Whip: going once for 2,500,000.
Auction: A bid of 2,990,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Auction: A bid of 3,000,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Kayazikyo chats '............'
Teepo chats 'You're out of my league baby'
Kayazikyo chats 'Man'
Melfice chats 'Anyways... This can go Ooooon and Onnn'
Nemesis chats 'its yours'
Auction: A Long Whip: going once for 3,000,000.
Auction: A Long Whip: going twice for 3,000,000.
Auction: A bid of 3,010,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Amidamaru chats 'fucking a..'
Ryo chats 'ROFL'
Auction: A bid of 3,020,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Kayazikyo chats 'X_X'
Melfice chats '>_>'
Auction: A Long Whip: going once for 3,020,000.
Briarios chats 'JUST GIVE IT UP!'
Auction: A Long Whip: going twice for 3,020,000.
Melfice chats 'Rofl.'
Auction: A bid of 3,060,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Auction: A bid of 3,070,000 Yen has been received on A Long Whip.
Briarios chats 'ARGH!'
Melfice chats 'Lawl.'
Auction: A Long Whip: going once for 3,070,000.
Nemesis chats 'alright, you've got me'
Briarios chats 'can either of you run out of money?'
Auction: A Long Whip: going twice for 3,070,000.
Auction: A Long Whip sold to Melfice for 3,070,000.

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PostPosted: February 25th, 2007, 3:34 am 
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so was the whip worth it

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